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The Leader of the Catholic Church from 1979-2005.
He was shot May 13, 1981, but survived.
He died April 2, 2005 in the Vatican City.
The Pope was a great man to all Catholics.
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A pompous and condescending politician.
Mr. Paul E. Tickes passed a new law banning plastic straws and a fine of up to $2,000 if it's violated.
A nice guy that's great at fishing especially when nobody is around. Really good at picking up crying drunk ckicks while smoking near the bar entrance. Typically seen driving a vehicle known as the shitbox.
Big Papa Paul drove the shitbox to go fishing, but ended up drinking all his beer instead of catching fish.
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An act in which the male has intercourse with his female partner and starts with the "sideways" position followed by giving her oral pleasure, but he must have a full grown beard. Thus giving the act of a "Fred Claus". After that, the man's penis will soften so the female must give him a "Cinderella Man" by giving him a handjob with a boxing glove. He thus then puts on a taxicab hat and has the female lay on her stomach while he rubs his penis on her ass giving her the "Man on The Moon" with butter on his nuts. He must say the phrase "One step for man, On giant leap for Gaimatti". Then he takes her to the bathroom and has her in doggystyle position over the tiolet. Her head dipped into the tiolet bowl as he has doggy style intercourse thus creating the "Lady in the Water". After that session she needs to put some baking greese on her knees, kneel down, say "Honey I'm home" and the man respond by inserting his penis in her mouth thus giving her "The Big fat Liar". After all is done he finishes by ejaculating on her knuckles giving her the "Shoot em Up". She takes the sperm from her knuckles, rubs it against his testicles and then shakes them up like a snow globe thus creating the finale known as the Paul Giamatti Snow globe.
Try it on your friends.
Bitch shut up before I make you go through the Paul Giamatti Snow Globe and make you drown in the tiolet.
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A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.
Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.
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Paul VI or PVI is a Catholic High School located in Haddonfield, NJ. Supposedly its a good school and its fun and shit. Hah not at all. I wake up every morning hoping that I get raped just so I can miss one day. Unfortunately, it never happens. Thus, day after day, I go to school and sit in my useless class while my teachers talk about shit that I'll never use nor will I even care about. Then you get a free period which is our fucked-up version of a lunch period and study hall all rolled up into one hell filled 43 minutes. At free the fries are either uncooked or rock hard so either way you are fucked sideways. If your lucky, you might have a few friends to sit with but if not, have fun being Steven Glansburg. This year, however, they added one good thing, flex days. One cycle day is stretched out over 2 days so each period is 70 minutes which completely blows but halfway through the day you have a whole period to do whatever you want. Our sports teams are either very good or just suck. Normally we suck except for out boys cross crountry team who won about 48 trillion years in a row but either way no one really cares about them. Our mascot is the Eagles. Yes, very original considering that we are about 15 minutes away from the Philadelphia Eagles. Also another good thing about this school is that about 95% of this school gets drunk every weekend so that always good but nowadays what school isn't like that. Overall PVI isn't good. If you got a choice, get out as soon as you you can.
PVI Student:Are you going to Paul VI High School next year?
8th Grader:Idk i hope not, I heard it sucks.
PVI Student:It sure does.
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Jake Paul is a YouTube star who inspires people everyday. He is actually sweet and caring, although he has made mistakes. He has learned from those mistakes. Stop hating on him you fake ass bitches.
Jake Paul is LIT!!
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