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hustle town sprinkler

The act of urinating while performing the helicopter dick.

My wife is into golden showers so I gave her the hustle town sprinkler.

by You have to call me Nighthawk. June 5, 2014


See you on the town

This phrase was first used in the 21st century over a digital medium. It simply is how cool kids say “hit the town” or “see you around town”

Will be hitting Elgin with a girl friend — maybe see you on the town?

by Utbooty August 25, 2018


Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment

Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021


Town Called Malice

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah

The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 15, 2021


Drive-Thru Town

Towns that only have one main road, and shops on either side of this road.

There’s nothing special about (town name), it’s just a Drive-Thru town.

by CaptainSivDad January 19, 2021


Bring it around town

Rotating the upper half of your body in a clockwise or counter-clockwise rotation. Similar to what Spongebob did in the episode "Bubblestand".

Spongebob: Now it's time to bring it around town! Bring it arouundd toowwnn!

by blugbogug October 27, 2023


paper gown town

A special safety area in jail for mental health. When you act crazy in jail, they give you a paper gown instead of the jail uniform so you can’t hurt yourself and they put you in a special area (usually isolated) until the psychotic episode subsides.

She got caught snorting Benadryl in the pod again so they sent her to Paper Gown Town for 24 hours.

by K666C March 15, 2022