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A person (usually a female between the ages of 9 and 15), who "likes" Green Day (spelt as "Greenday" by these creatures.) (see teenybopper), only since their successful album that they released in 2004, American Idiot. These people usually only know of Billie Joe Armstrong as THE member of "Greenday". The ways they spell Billie Joe's name are REDICULOUS!! Examples for the mis-spellings are: Billy Joe Armstrong, Billy Jo Armstrong, Billy Jo, and Billie Jo Armstrong. Sad, yes, I know. They do not know of Green Day's older, and somewhat better albums: 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours, Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, and they MAY know ONE OR TWO songs from "Warning". They know of American Idiot as "Greenday's first album". And usually don't even listen to the best songs on there! They listen usually (ONLY) to tracks 1, 3, 4, and 11. (American Idiot, Holiday (probably because it fades into Boulevard of Broken Dreams, which most of these things call "Iwalk Alone"), and Wake me up When September Ends. Nope, not Letterbomb, not Homecomeing, not She's a Rebel, nothing else. They may also know 21 Guns and/or Know Your Enemy from 21st Century Breakdown. And if they don't listen to the music, (which most don't), they only focus on how "super haaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!" Billie Joe is.
Teenybopper: 0h Th41 8177y Jo ArMsTrOnG iS, lYk, SoOoOoOo000, haaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwttttttt!!!!!oneone1111111elevenone!!!!!!111eleven 1 w4nt 2 h4V oVeR 1234567890987654321234567890 oF hIZ BaYbEEeeeZZZZ!!!!!!11111111oneoneoneeleventyone1111!!!!! AnD H15 W1f3 c4n f477 1N 4 HoLE aND DyE!!!!!!!11111eleventyone111!!22
Normal (Real) Green Day fan: When did Green Day's first album come out?
Teeny: UuUuUuhhhhhhh... 2004!1!oneeleven DUh!!!!!!!!1111oneone111eleventyone1111~!~~!!!!!!!!!!
Real fan: Nope! 1989!
Teeny: Nu-uh! Am3R1C4N 1D01+ c4M3 0u+ 1N 2004!!!!!!!11111oneoneone111!!!~~~~eleventyone
Real fan: Goodbye you stupid American Idiot Fan.
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Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks
I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday
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When you're in the restaurant industry and all the random beans, Guats and other assorted minorities are off for the day...generally on a Tuesday
Hey bro, how's your day? Great man it's all American Tuesday...even though we have no dishwashers or line cooks, we are having a great day for some reason
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A drink consisting of black rifle coffee with a drop-in shot mix of Colt 45 and bullet whiskey chased with a PBR.
I got so wasted last night on Irish car bombs and American school shooters, I barely made it to my midterm.
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a cuban american princess (c.a.p)
is a girl usually 10-25 years old who relys on her daddy to buy her what ever she wants. she has a huge quince and a even bigger wedding. she speaks preppy spanglish and wears onlyabercrombie and hollister. just like a j.a.p} but hispanic and better
omg shes such a cuban american princess, her quince was HUGEEE
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The art of filling a plastic cup with one's own fecal matter, urine, and semen whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. The frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the rectum. The fluid that melts out of the anus is then collected and served to guests.
"Hey Thomas! Let's make some South American Cocktails for the Football Game!"
"O.K.!"
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Similar to an Indian run where the man in the back sprint to the front, in a Native American Gangbang the man in the back of the line will run to the front and proceed to bang the female until the next man come from the back and then the current man drops to the front of the line.
Everyone get in a line were about to Native American Gangbang this slampiece.
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