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Christian’s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but that’s just how he shows that you are very special to him.

Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: don’t worry if he insults you, it’s cause he cares

by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019


Christian

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.

The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.

by anajafpour April 21, 2022


Christian

People named christian oftern have small dicks

Christians sperm is bigger than his penis

by Kimilsung69 December 25, 2019


Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone

1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number

by Hockey_Funny_True June 2, 2020


Christian

He’s the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and he’s smart when he wants to be. He’s probably sensitive at times as well.

Christian is such a nice person

by thatonedude627 February 19, 2021


Christian

This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.

Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.

by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018


Christian

Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans

Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football

Girl 2: He is properly a Christian

I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)

by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021