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An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes
Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit
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a term used to describe a very small penis.
"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"
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Bob:I wanted gravy on my turkey, not your baby gravy.
Todd: Sorry, force of habit.
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Term used by slutty 18-25 year old women who dont have husbands or boyfriends, but know the father of their kid(s)
Maury, I know he's my baby daddy, he's the only guy I had sex with that day...er wait...ok, he's 1 of 2 guys I had sex with that day.
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Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.
"Paganis; you fucking Chernobyl Baby!"
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An extemly large bowel movement caused by a consumption of many tacos. Taco babies have been said to have a mind of their own, taking over you digestive track and cause unnatural symtems such as an overwealming craving for Mexican food. Taco babies are mesured in size and is expressed in camper-size form. For example, a small taco baby would be called a junior, wheras a larger baby would be a senior.
Mike: Damn, those tacos were so good at dinner.
Chuck: Yeah, I got a midi 2 Taco Baby brewing in my stomach.
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(verb) The act of removing stubborn babies off building ledges using garden rakes. A form of pollution control.
Man 1:"Hey man, my apartment building is covered in babies."
Man 2:"Sounds like it's time to go baby raking."
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