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SAL Moment

"Sudden Attack of Lesbianism"

You are straight, but the girl looks so (beautiful/cute/desirable) at that instant that you find yourself sexually attracted to them for that moment in time.

:::a girl walks past wearing a killer dress:::
"OMG! I just had a complete SAL moment!"

by SootSoot October 20, 2013

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Matteo moment

When someone says something ironic and stupid.

"He called me dumb yet it was clear everyone disagreed with him."
"Matteo moment"

by May 22, 2021

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Heaven Moment

A moment of brief dumbness.
Also know as a blonde moment.

Person A: ...Take that!
Person B: Wait...what??
Person A: Wow, sum1's havin a Heaven Moment...

by Matthew Hawkins September 11, 2008

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Poudyal moment

a really moment where someone says or does something extremely dumb.

Example 1
Diwesh:Why has that plane been circling the soccer field for the past hour?
Alex: There's an airport around here dumb ass.

Diwesh: Whats an airport?
Jill: you must be having a Poudyal moment

Example 2
Eric: George W Bush really had a lot of Poudyal moments

by smelly brown guy November 10, 2011

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Nico Moment

A moment of pure clarity, when you understand everything; pure genius.

Dude, I think bananas taste all the same. Nico moment

by Nico simp_4colors February 9, 2021

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Trelawney moment

1. A person who has a momentary lapse of their typical personality and begins to act like Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, especially when she is having a clairvoyant episode.

2. A person, government or otherwise organization or bureaucracy who exhibits spaced out tendencies, vague references to the intangible and supernatural, and otherwise acts in a mysterious and inexorable manner when pressed on their perpetual polychrestic or remunerative value.

What's wrong with John? He's been acting strange today, almost like he's in a trance. Is he having a Trelawney moment?

Melthos, why can't you just admit the educational recovery supply and service department is wasting our state's tax dollars. All you do is regulate emergency supplies of pencils and books in case of natural disasters. There are seventeen other agencies who do the exact same thing. Can't you just stop having a Trelawney moment and admit that your agency is redundant so we can use the funds for something meaningful, like better teachers?

by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010

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Izan moment

When Izan says something funny and/or wildly out of pocket.

P1: twerk
P2: YOURE SO HAVING AN IZAN MOMENT RIGHT NOW!!

by fartdookie April 26, 2022

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