When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human
Tod: have you seen Greg?
Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.
A burger patty that is cooked so horribly and is unimaginably vile looking that makes you question what it originally even were.
It is said that the original one was created by an enigmatic creature only known as "DG"
Person 1: Yo i made some burgers you want one?
Person2: Ew dude what did you do to them, they look like DG burgers!
When you just pooped but forgot to wipe
Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on
I walk to burger king then I walk back home from burger king
A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).
"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"
A Goober way of saying "I'm very busy."
Lee - "Please stop texting me I am busy burgers right now!"
Elizabeth - "I am so good at distracting Goobers, like you."
Anything located behind Dick's, Dick's restaurants or otherwise.
Ex 1: Let's go over to A Burger Hole, its right behind Dick's.
Ex2: Your burger hole is located approximately two inches behind your dick.