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When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.
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A game set in the 1960's released November 9th, 2010. Absoultely the best Call of Duty games released yet. Unfortunately it can interfere with some important plans, dates, events, etc.
Girl: Hey, wanna go make out later?
Guy: I can't sorry, I gotta go home and play Call of Duty Black Ops.
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The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"
Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."
Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"
Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"
Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."
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A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs
rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige
girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((
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1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.
2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist
1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?
Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.
2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?
Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.
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A game that has a good campaign, but an unplayable multiplayer due to the mp40 noobfests that happen in every game. Upon entering an online game, you will be greeted with a bunch of noobs who jump around waving their guns in all directions hoping to get a kill. Sniping, rifling, and shotgunning is completely useless in this game. Only get this game if you are a parapelegic retard who can't aim.
Boy1: Oh boy, I think i'll get Call of duty world at war so i can pwn noobs with my sniping skills.
Boy2: Pshhhh....have fun.
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