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Certain period in time when brain expects love interest to announce itself
I’m going to a music festival this week. It’s crush o’clock
The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.
Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf
Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..
On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you
National ask your crush out day on September 5th
Boy : Wana go out with me
Her: why me:becouse is national ask your crush out
Her :no
National ask your crush out day ok
I bet you won't