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When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead
My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad
When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.
My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad
The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.
Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod
A task only a father can do the right way.
Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...
"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."
Raymond Bentum
You’re so right, Raymond Bentum is the best dad.
A title earned by a male who both provides and takes acid (lsd) with an individual who has never tried it before.
Acid son: “I tried acid for my first time with Josh.”
Acid Virgin: “Dope!!! I heard he’s a sick acid dad.”
there is a simple definition of gay dad din, it is when a persons dad is gay
what is gay dad din, rob is so gay