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A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.
MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!
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Dick Cheney: "Nono, that doesn't apply to me. As the vice-president, I technically belong to neither the executive NOR the legislative branch."
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Similar to "nip slip" a "dick slip" is when a man's penis slips through the hole in his boxers at an inappropriate time.
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(n) is when you mount a girl and give her the dick so fast and hard that you reach completion within 5-12 seconds. If she finishes you fucked up. Membling turbo dick under your breath is strongly encouraged to increase effectiveness.
Matt Brewer just gave you the turbo dick.
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The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.
I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.
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After snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one's cock to become completely useless.
"To much blow and the cock won't grow"
Jake Clitties from an episode of Californication during the shooting of "Vaginatown" gets Coke Dick after snorting some coke before a scene
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A brand of rock and roll played by a bunch of dicks and or fags such as nickelback and creed.
Steve: Hey Jeff you want to listen to my new Nickelback CD?
Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.
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