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when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
No Dump December takes place during December and means that you cannot dump during December. It is mostly used as a challenge to see who can last the longest throughout December without taking a dump.
How long have you lasted through No Dump December?
n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.
Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!
Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.
Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......
A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.
Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.
Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!
To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.
Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open
When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.