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a derogatory term for people with glasses
Person: You wear glasses, fucking four eyes!
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When you wake up in the morning, walking to go take a piss, and ur dick pops out that hole in the middle of your boxers.
My mom gave me a hug this morning, and she saw my eye of the tiger
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putting out your cigarette in someone's asshole.
Drew threw a bulls-eye with that marlboro red, and managed to give AJ a smoky eye from all the way across the room
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The glassy, unfocused eyes that people get after they drink way too much alcohol. This look is usually accompanied by large circles around the eyes, and an overall impression that the person's eyes are liable to fall out at any moment. Not everyone can obtain the googly eyes look. Some people skip this stage and proceed right to black-out.
Frat boy#1: Dude, do you remember anything about last night?
Frat boy#2: No, I was really googly eyed.
Guy#1: You ok? You have some major googly eyes going on there.
Guy#2: What!? I'm too drunk to hear anything!
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Bloodshot eyes as a result of smoking weed. Something to do with THC doing something with your blood vessels in your eyes or something, I can't remember properly because I was stoned when I read it. But yeah, when you smoke weed your eyes normally go red, this is red eye.
DUUUUDE! YOU'VE GOT EPIC RED EYE!!!
That bitch got stoned last night, you should have seen his red eye! He was like Darth Maul or some sh*t!
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The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.
Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!
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