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Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend
A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
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The rush of having someone comment on your status update. The rush of the feeling of pleasure that a lonley person gets when they get attention on the ineternet. Most of the time it's people who possess 200 or more friends but still rarely get comments and likes on their status updates and ends up feeling depressed and down as a result.
It's just a facebook rush, buddy. It's not real life. Nobody cares about you have to say so shut you're gay ass up and fuck friends.
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A ‘White’ simple redneck soccer mom. Sometimes these moms can be ‘racist’, ‘homophobic’, and yes these moms vote for trump
Josh: Hey John you know you have a Facebook mom?
John: Josh my mom just fucking died
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Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo upload potential!
The driver of the red mini cooper convertible is laughing and texting while weaving from one side of the lane to the other. She must be facebook weaving!
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1) Maliciously posting harmful, humiliating, or incriminating content on a person's Facebook or other social networking site profile, or on any page of Facebook or another social networking site, in an attempt to make that person commit suicide. Often done as a group activity.
2) (Figurative) Any type of cyberbullying.
I looked at the profile of this kid who committed suicide; it was Facebook murder!
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Someone who is obsessed with Facebook (usually a girl) it is rare for them to be offline. Facebook-Whores usually have a Facebook app on their phone, so they can easily check newsfeed, create new status's, add pictures ect. They usally don't have anything to do besides look at random peoples pictures, info,wall ect.
Sarah: "Mary is such a Facebook-Whore!"
Emily: "I know! She is always looking at random peoples stuff.."
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A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.
Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
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