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H and L Finances

An up and coming company that will be worth billions one day

Did you hear about how well H and L Finances are doing in the stock market?

by rags2richesgeturmoneyup February 15, 2021


H is for House

A house that serves conditions.

H is for house gamags glem

by Vivansh June 29, 2022


Chloe S and Keira H

Two best friends who literally would row a boat to the other side of the world just to slap a boy. Don't mess with them, they will not take it lightly.

"Chloe S and Keira H are best friends"

by SweetAnonymous :) November 7, 2020


H (h)

A person that is so hot anyone and everyone wants to give him a big old HUG

omg its that H (h) guy is so hot *gay pride emoji*

by TheGreatLogan November 21, 2020


Tonton H

The Tonton H is your famous uncle who killed many people.

He has the same mustache as Charlie Chaplin and took "gaslighting" to a whole new level.

Friend : Yo your Tonton H is dope !
You : What the fuck is wrong with you.

by BagheeraNoir May 7, 2024


a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019


h-town

the only city In Texas where we stay loyal to Houston and represent ... Drake has mentioned houstona couple of times and claims he love Houston because we are always live . it is also where queen b is from as know as Beyoncé .

"dude have you heard of h-town" "yea bro Drake has mentioned it a couple of time we should go !!"

by swaggiest redneck around June 25, 2015