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A month where you can hit/punch Any boy in there dick for the month
To get back at the boys for slap ass October, have fun!
Sarah: *punches jacks dick*
Jack: wtf?
Sarah: it’s hit dick December, remember?
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Phrase used by stoney Xbox players to request a ready up (in most games achieved by hitting the green A button) or, more literally, to hit their green and then ready up.
Fuck dude, it's been like 5 seconds already. Fuckin' hit your green and let's do this.
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Another technique used by office placebos, when in for a long presentation, the placebo early on, say in the first 5 minutes drop the initial hit-and-run question, which leads everyone (boss/presenter) to believe he's engaged ... this quick hit allows him to run, slip out, disengage for at least the next 30-45 minutes
Jackson : Boy Adam, I hope my hit-and-run question worked, I really need to slip out of the presentation ... I've got lunch plans with Sophi.
Murphy : Don't worry Jackson, I'm pretty sure it did... didn't you see how Miller took notice, he loves when someone from his team speaks up.
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something someone says when they want you to call them on the phone.
Jason: That was a great dinner, Cheryl. Hit me up when you get home.
Cheryl: For sure.
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when teal fucked up and and let up a break way
most of the time the LD will blame the game for letting the break away and yell HE HIT ME
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Phrase developed by the JC of Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas. Used as a casual greeting, instead of your mom jokes, and to infer taht you want to tap that.
Guy 1: I told the JC's aunt to let me hit it and she did.
Guy 2: Damn, she is fine as hell.
Guy 1: Hell yea.
Guy 1: Hey.
Guy 2: Let me hit it.
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When the lower class have problems they, they turn to drugs to encourage their denial.
L: So Tom when are you gonna pay your rent?
T: Yo dawg I aint got time, I'm so busy hitting the bong on the daily that I haven't even found time to wipe my filthy asshole, let alone pay the rent.
L: damn, u a nasty bitch.
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