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The act of donating an old junker car to your local Jewish charity.
I did a Car Mitzvah for the Jewish Family & Children's Service of Southern Arizona.
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A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.
That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.
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A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
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When a girl drives a white car she is either less than a 3 or more than a 7 on the hotness scale
Dude, did you see that girl in that car
White car theory of course
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Basically a Nebraska truck ride, with a twist. When someone takes you for a car ride in the ghetto and finds somewhere to rape the shit out of you.
Holy shit did you hear Jamal gave Chester a Compton Car Ride?
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you do something so well that u shout out "im on it like a car bonet" as an act of excitement that u did that something so well.
win on a game scream "im on it like a car bonet"
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