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Jacob

A dumbass trannie that has lying hair and looks like a gorilla and has a small dick maybe he doesn't have dicl but fs if you see him runnn!!!

Oh my look its Jacob let's get out of here

by Hdhdjennddj November 16, 2019


Jacob

When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.

Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you

by Majeymoo December 7, 2019


Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.

Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.

by rslashjacob September 20, 2021


jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.

person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021


jacob

the perfect person

jacob! look, he is so adorable

by NN0BB0DDY May 15, 2021


Jacob

He is the sweetest most loving guy I’ve ever met, he has perfect grades and is super sporty, he’s caring, kind, affectionate, and one damn good lookin guy, if you ever meet a jacob, just no he’s the most intelligent guy you will ever meet, and you should never let him go

Jacob is one good lookin mf.

by Ralph craigflower April 19, 2022


Jacob

A Jacob is adopted no matter what.

Jacob is adopted he's also a brick that swore and his bestest friend in the world Is Oliver caley

by YourAdoptionMother69 February 4, 2020