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Jacob is shy but then once you get to meet him very loud. Jacob is smart,funny,and great to hang out with. Your pretty darn lucky to have a Jacob.
Shaina: Did you here that bitch Jacob.
Dana: Who Jacob?? He’s the best stop being so fucking fake!
a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women
“Is that Jacob?”
“Omg, it is, run!”
Jacob is the name of a guy who is perfect and better then everyone. women loooove him and he's buff and sexy and tall. all the guys are jealous of him and his pp length of 6 metres.
Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees
“ You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”
“Jacob obviously”
stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones
megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)
dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out
girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
He is the coolest guy of the friend group he is always with the boys Chillin, usually a shit gamer but gives everyone a good laugh
Jacob is a cool person