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The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
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The slav king,a slavic youtuber that shows us the livestyle of a true slave
Life of boris,stay cheeki breeki
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Man: hey how are you? How’s life?
Me: BOI IM TRYING TO READ
Woman: My life is good how about you
Me: YOUR GOD IS A LIE
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A complete joke that I have considered to be a horrible mess so I decide to make jokes about it
Friend:Hey your really funny
Me:No I’m just really sad because my life is a complete joke
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Life points are usually used in games to worry the shit out of you when you only have 1 left (this is if you don't regenerate in the game)
Ps. Regeneration is literally impossible so don't go cutting yourself unless it's on your wrists and down
Life points
Me: ohhhhhh shit I'm screwed because I have 1 life point left and I haven't seen a life pot in about 3 fucking hours
Friend: Lol
Me: shut the fu * dies on game * fuuuuuuuuuuuck sake!
Friend:lol
*stab*
Me: that should do the trick
Friend: l-l-lol *coughs up blood and dies*
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