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a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most
Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”
The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos
F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!
ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."
After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.
This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."
- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).
- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"
it means to be in a low position in life , like you hit rock bottom.
it means to hit rock bottom “you was down on your dick 5 years ago but you up now!”
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To tell someone to calm the hell down when they are overly excited for a stupid reason.
"OMG! I totally just invented a new expression!"
response: "Dude, chill your grill!"
1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.
2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)
3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)
You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"
or
Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."
You: I always knew you liked dudes,
Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!
You: Tell your mom!
or
You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
A flash game created in 2003 by former Simpsons creator Tom Winkler where you play as a man in an office and you kill your boss in many ways (ruler, keyboard, Garbage bin, clock, etc.)
I had a hard day at work. I’m gonna play whack your boss.