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That painting in the rimshaw house with the bulging eyes that looks like someone is about to pop up behind you, suffocate you, then eat your body.
Boy: that painting reminds me of old man rimshaw from the Andy Griffith show
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard
Someone that thinks Jordan is the goat because he is “just a winner” and LeBron just flops
Jim “Jordan’s the goat LeBron just flops”
Jim’s friend “Your such a nba old head”
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a version of the original "Old Fashioned". Made like the original except with Honey infused whiskey and a splash of ginger ale. The cherry gets muddled along with the sugar.
"hey bar keep, I'd like an old fashioned bee"
A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
Damp old runt a massive cunt
The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.
I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."
A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED
Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
The action that occurs when a male receives a blow job, then just before reaching orgasm the subject performing the blow job punches the recipient in the stomach, causing violent eruption of bodily fluids and substances from all orifices simultaneously.
The night was off to a good start up until Sally initiated Old Faithful, causing the night to come to a screeching halt.
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