Sam: yo I just looked up the word Perfect in the dictionary and it's just a picture of Lin's face
Daniel: Ikr
My boyfriend Matthew. he is the sweetest and the funniest and the kindest and the most caring and selfless and perfect boy in the history of the universe. He puts all other boyfriends to shame—literally. Y’all should be embarrassed that you could never have a more perfect boyfriend because my boyfriend already took that spot.
“You said perfect? Oh yea you must be talking about Matthew”