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When you cough so hard that you fart or poop
–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?
When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.
Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.
People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop
Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.
Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.
Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.
When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.
"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."