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Jahjah is the most sweetest girl ever she pretty asf and everybody want her add her on Snapchat @jahjahlaja and get y’all pictures to post her periodtt..
marie : you know what tm
Zay: ummm August 8th
Marie: No it’s National Post Jahjah Day, u know the most prettiest girl in the world. Like Duhh
Zay: ohhh shit I’m finna get her picture
It means post her Bc she is pretty
National post Jahjah Day
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The having of sex with the resulting wound after an Episiotomy, like a hotdog sliding through a bun.
Brian was promised a post-natal slip and slide after Haley’s birth.
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An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
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@JohnCena post for Rahul Vaidya is used by the fans of John cena and Rahul Vaidya . Fans want John cena to post for Rahul Vaidya as cena did for Asim riaz.
Rahul vaidya is a very good singer and Bigg boss contestant.
@Johncena post for Rahul Vaidya as soon as possible...
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The feeling of depression or despair after watching James Cameron's Avatar due to an emotional attachment to the Na'vi and the seeming impossibility of achieving their nirvana in our modern world.
"I just finished watching Avatar for the 9th time, Post Avatar Stress Disorder just can't be shaken."
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This is the state of depression, remembrance, and longing after a musical or play that you were in is over. Specifically at SFS. You may feel a little to very shaken up, it varies from person to person. This can last up to 1-3 months.
*see someone from musical. "Heyy!!! Ommgggg (sad face here) I have PMD (Post Musical Depression) SOO BADD!" .. " OMG me too i miss sfs musical so much... my PMD is getting realy bad...thank God for frisbee thursdays!
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Post Baby Body Disorder, or what is more commonly known as PBBD, is what occurs when a hottie gets prego and doesn't hit the gym after birth.
"Dang man, what happened to Melissa?"
"I think she has Post Baby Body Disorder. Her son is like 2 years old and she still looks prego".
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