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Semi-warm potato is a strange turkish girl. Not hot, not ugly just strange...
Peter: "Irem is kinda weird"
Simon: "did you know she is turkish?"
Phillip: "She is a Semi-warm potato."
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After a large callus on the ball of your foot comes off in one clean piece (especially after physical abuse to it) ; it bears a resemblance to a large, moist kettle cooked potato chip.
Pushing off the ball of my foot all day during the soccer game, by the time I got home and peeled my sock off, a wet potato chip fell out.
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When you are having anal and stop abruptly to run to the kitchen and grab several potato’s and shove them in her ass
Dude I totally idaho potato farm her last night
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Someone who drinks that dyed beer on St. Patty's Day and then breaks out a "who wants to see my lucky charms"
I was on my way to dinner and I got stopped by a bunch of potato pounders going to the cake eaters carnivals. They smell like cabbage and have small fingers. Potato pounders are little irish carnies
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The paradoxical visual juxtaposition of a youthful-looking vaginal area/pelvic triangle coupled by bloated and probably overstimulated, dirty and discolored labia.
Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.
I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!
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When a man puts his bare ass on another man or woman face and moves it around saying "mash potatoes and gravy" in a girls voice.
Seth will not fight back when he gets a face full of Mashed Potatoes And Gravy he seemed to like it
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while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.
"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."
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