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A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.
"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."
Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.
He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.
When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
to go into the candy making buisness of carrots
Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!
Two women, who are acquainted with one another, have had an encounter with the same grease monster who has brushed his tongue agressively on both of their leather cheerios in the past. I.e. Tossing salad sisters, Booty hole besties
Tammy-"so this guy rick licked my b hole last night"
Lyndsay-"wait dirty rick?? He licked my butthole too!"
Tammy-"are we salad sisters??!"
Lyndsay-"yes"
when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.
Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad
The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.
No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.