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When you’re penis gets covered in it’s own cum while jerking off
“Bro, yesterday my brother caught me with a glazed sausage.”
Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
- the most deviant and perverse sexual act known to man. For liability reasons, we are unable to provide a full definition. However, we can say that it involves lots of Texas Pete, one penis, and two men.
Hopefully Tom will get drunk enough to night to try and old Santa Fe Sausage Roll.
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Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!
A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.
I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.
The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.
My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.
A freakishly large Cuban penis
Did you see that garlic sausage?!