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Incredible sex - so incredible that you hear a complete symphony in your head, reaching their climactic point as you do, and ending with wild applause. Can cause individuals involved in symphony sex to attempt to scream or sing out along with the music.
As he rocked back on his hips, driving himself further into me, I heard, even though it was only the two of us in the room and both the TV and radio were off, an entire string section of an orchestra build. As his speed increased the woodwinds entered. By the time I was about to cum the entire orchestra was crescendoing, drums were pounding, strings singing at full forte, all at a fevered pitch until, in unison with me, everything peaked and held for a seemingly impossible note - all followed by wild applause and exhaustion. He collapsed next to me and I screamed "ENCORE! More Symphony Sex! ENCORE!", but alas, he was already asleep.
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-noun
1. An expression of extreme dilike or frustration, esp. as a reference to gay butt sex. It was originally used for comical intent, then as an insult, then eventually just an expression.
2. An exclamatory phrase used to show anger, esp. after the loss of an event such as a video game.
-adj.
1. Anything as or of relating to an expression of frustration, again esp. as a reference to gay butt sex.
-noun
1. (After getting pwned by a friend) So pretty much you like teh butt sex.
2. (Again after getting pwned by a friend) Butt sex! (angrily)
-adj.
1. (After losing a game of SSBM) So that was a pretty butt sex game if you ask me.
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The act of two male bodies' double-penetrating a female, wherein the female serves as the meat between the two men, each of whose erect penises is affixed within the female, one in her anus and the other in her vagina. Generally, the male bodies avoid physical contact, although incidental contact is usually unavoidable; however, such contact normally does not serve as a deterrent for even heterosexual men who create a sex sandwich due to the extreme physical pleasure and sexual arousal caused by such an act. The female may face either upward or downward in the sandwich and is often adorned with makeup and even jewelry and/or high heels/boots but rarely anything else. All three bodies are otherwise nude. The sex sandwich is often regarded as one of the hottest sexual positions that can be achieved.
Dan and Keith enjoyed a sex sandwich with Katie last night before simultaneously cumming on the young blonde's face.
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if you are a grown man searching for this on urban dictionary then you're fucking disgusting.
lesbians are real people who exist outside of a porno and should NOT be sexualised.
thank you.
straight man: lesbians are so hot I love watching/ reading lesbian sex
normal person who has respect for others: lesbians don't exist for your sexual fantasies, carl.
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Girl: wanna do anal sex?
Boy: yea bend over and ill put my shalong inside that asshole
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The act of indulging in sexual behavior while wearing or using expensive things in and or on expensive things.
Baby we can go and have rich sex, baby we can go and have rich sex.
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The pact you WILLINGLY make in high school that when graduation rolls around and you are still a virgin, you have sex (full-on intercourse, none of this third-base or oral crap) with your best friend of the opposite gender regardless of circumstances, sexual orientation, feelings, etc.
Please do not rape your best friend. Mutual consent is required, seduction is allowed, protection is always necessary.
Steve: Oh man I can't believe you're going to college a virgin
Greg: Naw me and Kelsey made the Sex pact. I'm bangin her tonight
*highfives are exchanged*
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