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A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.
I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.
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The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"
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fotball term, protect your own goal. Written in a fotball novel.
Mind your house! That wanker over there had been roaring that since the start of the match. He probably didn’t even know what it meant, the stupid oul’ bollix. The ball was down at the Barry town goal, about the first time it had gone in that direction in the second half.
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Located between bungalow No.1 and the North House Girls Domitory, the College House's Slope is the only way for (well, students can also pass through TSK sports field and climb up the stairs to the Ball Court Road, but that's more difficult than walking through the College House's Slope lol) the students going to school from the College House Domitory. But the slope is very slant that is makes students to find very hard and difficult passing it. Some teachers even drive from the teacher's dormitory (Bungalow No.1) to the school (Central Plaza) , though it is only a 2-3 minutes walk.
Siu Ming provide food delivery service to other students in the dormitory because they don't want to walk past the College House's Slope.
Siu Ming would rather listen to Mr. Wong's singing for a hundred times than walking through the College House's Slope for a single time.
The feeling of being disappointed while re-watching a movie or TV show from one's childhood.
watching the double dragon movie. noooot as good as i remember it. i think @selectmatt calls that the 'full house syndrome'.
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Is a counterproductive meeting often scheduled on weekly basis that sucks the life out the moment or activity where discussions evolve around railroad policy, procedures and protocols that no one will actually follow in real life.
A Lesbian House Meeting is where a meeting is called between flat mates to discuss petty issues such as house cleaning, lesbian kitty money and scheduling the next house meeting! This definition is not limited the domestic arena.