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Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 12, 2019


Jordan Ravetch

Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.

Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.

Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch

by oneonetmk September 5, 2023


Jordan Faris

A loving woman from York, SC who any man would be lucky to have

I am so in love with Jordan Faris,

by stowe123 February 10, 2010


Bowen and Jordan

when I'm with you I'm the happiest, you complete me I complete you, I just want to say I love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothing wrong in the world

Bowen and Jordan are soulmates, like what the fuck they are perfect together

by JFK69420 October 8, 2022


Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017


Micheal Jordan

FUCKING SUCKS

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"

by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 13, 2025


Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.

Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie

by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023