I can describe her in one word Hot
You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot
Really annoying and acts like a pledge. Is often allergic to dairy. Favorite things include stuttering, death glaring, and avoiding dairy products. Also likes looking like a raccoon and moderating on Fizz.
Thant: I'm allergic to dairy.
Kei: You're such a Jordan Ravetch
A loving woman from York, SC who any man would be lucky to have
I am so in love with Jordan Faris,
when I'm with you I'm the happiest, you complete me I complete you, I just want to say I love you and hold you in my arms. You make me the happiest and feel like nothing wrong in the world
Bowen and Jordan are soulmates, like what the fuck they are perfect together
When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"
Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.
She also has a fish eye.
Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.
Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.
Good style and has a unique sense of humor.
Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?
Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie