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Spring Arbor University

The people there are either homophobic or in the closet and the homophobic ones are the same people that try to convince you they’ve never sinned in their life. They used to kick people out for being gay until it was illegal. They can get away with damn near everything because it’s a private school. The same RAs that go to the bars and drink are the same ones snitching on students for drinking. Even if you are 21 and off campus you’re not allowed to drink but obviously people do it anyways. If you’re on probation for drinking that just means you’re hot. The education department sucks. Only good thing about it is Jesus.

girl: Hey i’m thinking about going to Spring Arbor University

guy:You shouldn’t because it sucks ass

by your mothers home February 1, 2022


inter-universal space

A region of space outside of any universe, a world between worlds.
With the same logic as interstellar space is a region devoid of any stars.

The big bang occurred in inter-universal space where there was no laws of physics until it was altered with the hot soup of the baby universe

by 1m1m0 April 14, 2023


Ohio State University

A junior college located in Columbus, OH; known for its shitty football team and obnoxious fans.

Ohio State swallows.

by stockli August 24, 2005

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tennessee technological university

A university containing very poor idiots or wealthy retarted people.

Tennessee Technological University is full of douches.

by Brent Last November 19, 2004

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Wright State University

WRIGHT STATE WRONG UNIVERSITY (WRONG STATE TOO)

If hell exists, it exists at Wright State University.

by theeruglare September 18, 2017

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University of Central Florida

Considered to be the second largest commuter school in Florida, next to Disney World, UCF provides students of all ages (Especially those aged 40+ who never got the chance to go to college) an opportunity to attend and print out a copy of a Bachelor's Degree from their library.

UCF is a model school when it comes to a lack of school spirit. When asked, 50% claimed their mascot to be Mickey Mouse, 40% said it was a horse, and 10% said they didn't know what a mascot was.

Understanding that many of their students commute from either Disney World or their parent's house, UCF has made great strides in ensuring that freshman still receive some form of the "college experience" by promoting and encouraging the "Freshman 15," which remains spearheaded by the Greek Life, mainly the sororities.

Originally, University of Central Florida's (UCF) intended purpose was to educate students in preparation for employment at Disney World as janitors, but an increase of recent standards by Disney have made it impossible for UCF graduates to work there. In order to accommodate for this, UCF has begun shuffling new graduates into fast food franchises, with the exception of Chickfila.

While still an accredited school, its status as a university remains questionable. When those responsible for accrediting schools was asked "why," they responded with, "We thought it would be funny."

Son: "Hey dad, I only got into two schools. McDonald's and University of Central Florida. Which one should I go to?"

Father: "Ok, son, for one, McDonald's isn't a school... but if you're asking me which option will give you more of a future, go to McDonald's."

Person#1: "So did you get into any colleges?"
Person#2: "UCF"
Person#1: "...So no?"
Person#2: "Yeah..."
Person#1: "I'm really sorry"

by John C. Hitt January 3, 2011

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Tennessee Technological University

From the beginning, Tennessee Tech has been known as Tennessee’s technological university, and despite the political rivalries of the early part of the century, Tennessee Tech has flourished. All of Tennessee Tech’s undergraduate programs meet established academic quality standards as rated in external peer reviews. The university is also only the second public university to receive a Tennessee Quality Award.

Student enrollment has reached record numbers every year for the past 10 years. Student headcount surpassed the 11,000 mark for the first time in Fall 2010 and currently stands at 11,538 students. It has a beautiful campus and the staff is helpful. Its a wonderful school to attend and is an amazing education for an excellent cost.

Guy 1: So i heard Sara went to Tennessee Technological University?
Guy 2: Yeah! She visited in the fall and fell in love with the atmosphere, and everyone was so nice to her.

by WickedGreen October 25, 2010

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