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Max

Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.

Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.

Friend: Hell yeah.

Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.

Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.

Girls: dammit

by UrbanDictionaryisweird April 7, 2022


Max

A Max can be one of two things, really sweet and helpful or a straight-forward jerk. But for the nice Max’s you don’t ever want to lose him, he’s always be by your side at need and helps everyone around him. If you have a nice Max in your life, don’t be shy, go tell him how thankful you are to have him.

Person: Max is such a nice guy!

You: I know right! He’s always super helpful and always there to cheer me on!

by yourdumb🥶 March 21, 2021


Max

Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce

Max is a ponce

by December 9, 2021


Max

A name that shows courage and bravery but if a max loves you then they won't stop because a max is loyal to the end. Max is a goofball and can make you giggle when you need a laugh

Girl : oh hey who's that guy he seems brave

Max's girlfriend: wait till you get to know him xx

by Aesryxybonpnyftstcho December 27, 2022


Max

A space addict

Max

by ij;;asdfhiasi;ldkf July 14, 2022


Max

Only rejects girls named aleisa, very cute, tall

Friend: “Bro is that max?” Me: “omg hopefully there aren’t any aleisas near”

by Owen Kastonis March 14, 2020


max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.

super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know

by astro has balls March 6, 2022