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Man Tug-Of-War

The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.

"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".

by Horatio Q Nobcluster December 27, 2007

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Russian War Crime

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.

Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon

by Nunchuck April 9, 2022

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infinate retard war

A game that isn't real at all and is a joke that matthew and Brayden say while playing black ops 3

Matthew:BRAYDEN TIME FOR SOME INFINATE RETARD WAR
Brayden:LETS DO THIS SHIT

by EnderSurf June 26, 2017

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Pre War Forensics

A website at coocoobombATblogspotDOTcom

Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.

War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.

Pre War Forensics example below:

Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.

Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.

Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.

Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.

Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.

NEXT!!

by robotgossip April 24, 2010

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Trojan War Helmet

resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.

He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.

by Norristonian April 19, 2004

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world war 3

something that isnt happening dont believe those dumb reporters, if there are no opposing superpowers, its not a world war. little countries fighting is nothing like what russia vs england would be, or something like that.

to me world war 3 could only be with teams of superpowers

by alex14 August 5, 2006

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roman war helmet

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times

did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?

by mike b December 15, 2003

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