If you don't use it, You will loose it.

If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.

FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,

I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!

now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!

I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!

"If you don't use it, You will loose it."

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I actually don't hate you right now

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.

Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

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I don't want to ruin our friendship

Ha ha ha - the background is everybody who ever had more than one friendship. The definition is that it is OVAH sucker, just like you knew it was but didn't want to admit it to yourself.

But I'm gonna - so goodbye!

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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

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don't make me take off my belt

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones

Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

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don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.

Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*

Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

Me: *walks away sadly*

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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

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