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When you go on Urban Dictionary.
I comitted Dictionary Porn this morning.
Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.
John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."
When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason
Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn
Jack: that's fucking weird bro
Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.
Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.
A phrase commonly used to inquire about the ownership of a particular work of pornography.
Guy #1: Whose porn is it?
Guy #2: Hey, that's my flash drive!
pictures and video of athletes using the olympic medal to perform fake explicit acts at a party with hot women.
have you seen that medal porn on the internet?
Yea its hot
A person who steals your laptop, watches porn and masturbates in front of you.
Mike was beimg such a porn fiend last night