get your socks wet

The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.

man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet?
man two Dude. Soaked.

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When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

Nut Socking T-Rex

A punch to the nuts so hard, it feels like a t-rex stood on your bois.

Greg got a good Nut Socking T-Rex the other day.

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Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

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Sitting out of one's socks

Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.

"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."

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i had a few socks

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks

i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"

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You lost your gawtamn socks?!

Have you lost the fucking plot?!?!

(Brought to you from the scrupulous, impervious and enigmatic Steven Haynes. Remember no d's in gawtamn. Pause.)

Dad: Son, take out the trash.
Son: You take out the trash.
Dad: You lost your gawtamn socks?!