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Smoking weed over and over rapidly until you cant feel you legs.
Dude, i was at a party last night..., Bro, i cant feel my legs.
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So guys don’t get to close to each other
Why do guys have leg hair? Because you are gay if you feel another guys leg hair with your own
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A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.
Vinny: What time do legs open baby?
Lisa: 10:16PM, come see me then.
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Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
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Bang Yong Gun Apple Legs hehe
Bang Yong Gun Apple Legs hehe
Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”
“A tear just ran down my leg”
“Huh?”
“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”
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The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.
“Hey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.
Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.
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