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When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.
Dude I got cannoli dick!
What tf is that?
I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!
Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
Primarily while engaging sexual intercourse, it is when a man jumps into the air and spins all the way around (360) and mid air ejaculate your semen so that every last drop lands in the your partners mouth. Be sure to where a helmet if you try this at home. Side effects are dick cancer.
Dude 1:Did you just do a 360 dick-flip!?
Dude 2: Yeh
Dude 1:But that causes dick cancer!!
Dude 2:Worth it
Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.
ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!
shaddap cianós
sorry, just want to let you know
piss off dick pubes!
Something I really really want inside me
And something that’s actaully 20cm
Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me
Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti
Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you
Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him
Making your family a nice warm dinner
Person 1: "Hey guys I'm downing dick tonight!
Person 2: "Aww thanks honey!"