a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october
oi its kick dick november
dick's sporting goods sells dildos and vibrators
Similar to Dad Dick but bigger. Aka monster hog. Generally reserved for golf course usage.
I don’t want to Danny Dick a seven iron over the green again
-LaurBun
When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
The biggest thing u could imagine
Leandros Dick is stuck in a blender