A Dirty Smolenski is when you crossfade so hard that either your consciousness or your morals shut off, leading to either a blackout or a morally wrong act being committed, the first being referred to a Dirty Smolenski SR and the latter being a Dirty Smolenski JR
- Bro Mike straight up pulled a Dirty Smolenski at Grandma's funeral.
- Jr or Sr?
- Bro you don't wanna know
The Dirty Pinwheel is when you take one of those fidget spinners stick it up your ass and upon removing it, give it a spin so that the shit flies off of it.
My buddy's girlfriend left him after she got pink eye from the dirty pinwheel he gave her last week.
When you tell your teacher in class that if you shag a toaster you’ll burn your cock then smile as the teachers face starts to go red
Friend- omg someone did the dirty Nathan in class today
You- i heard the teacher shouting for him to leave the class
Having a sexual fantasy of the armed forces and getting a throbbing boner at the sight of them (Side Effects may include fingering a woman or man with a bayonet)
Guy 1: Woah that guy is having a Dirty Nathan
A dirty crawley is when your wife heads into the ghetto alone and a train of at least 20 people blow loads in her ass. She then sits on your face while sleeping and releases said load in your mouth while jamming a dildo up your ass.
My wife gave me a dirty crawley after a fight last night. For some reason we can't find her dildo now.
a person who does the stupiest tik tok trends to get famous
there goes dirty anzal again doing some stupied tik tok dance
small little black man that nuts in his friends mouths at sleepovers when they go to sleep first.
dude did you see what happened to jaden last night? cambrian pulled a dirty cambrian