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When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment
Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"
When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.
Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .
Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky
Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick
Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.
‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’
When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear
Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday