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Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants
That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.
When your penis is longer then it is wide
Guy: bro my dick is so long
Other Guy: is it thick tho?
Guy: nah bro
Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then
When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
A James dick is a massive long penis and is very good in bed,
A popular spot for gay men to place their penis into another mans asshole or "dick chimney"
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas