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dicking around

When people fuck around, screw off, and waste your time.

Example:
Tom: Ooh shiny!
Steve: Stop Dicking Around!

by DongWrangler April 19, 2022


Dick Mover

When watching, listening to or thinking about something that gives you an erection.

I thought about (name) last night, they're a real dick mover.

by The strange being June 19, 2014


dick in hood

condom for gay people

damn that boy got his dick in hood

by hilh987ujkn January 4, 2018


Lady and the Tramp Dick

Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.

Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.

by Pupule September 3, 2022


Dinnerplate Dick

A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.

G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.

by BizarreReference February 27, 2022


window dicking

A male who fraternizes sexually with four or more different partners within a short period of time (one week maximum) with absolutely no commitment before or after the encounter.

The only sin is window dicking.

After too much window dicking, it now burns when I pee.

by Chiddlesworth89 June 27, 2017


Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl March 31, 2018