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When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.
“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”
“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”
When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”
Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.
A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.
“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”
When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
word used for someone who is a all-around dick; hence the name dick urchin
"hey do you know that guy enrique?"
"oh yeah, hes a total dick urchin"
When a guy sends you a pic of his dick but in boxers and him holding it.
Yo Justin's dick trace got me tight last night !
A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.
Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.