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Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017


dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 31, 2019


Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me

Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 1, 2024


Downing dick

Making your family a nice warm dinner

Person 1: "Hey guys I'm downing dick tonight!
Person 2: "Aww thanks honey!"

by Anon15392 June 6, 2023


Tender Dick

Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones

Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night

by Willthebillpvok September 22, 2022


Tender Dick

A hoe ass yn whos extremely in love with an woman

That nigga osama is literally so tender dick over ole girl

by TOTEFULLYSSS August 3, 2023


Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.

This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.

by bihyousick November 22, 2023