A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.
This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.
A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.
“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”
Something I really really want inside me
And something that’s actaully 20cm
Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me
Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti
Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you
Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him
Making your family a nice warm dinner
Person 1: "Hey guys I'm downing dick tonight!
Person 2: "Aww thanks honey!"
Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones
Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night
A hoe ass yn whos extremely in love with an woman
That nigga osama is literally so tender dick over ole girl
This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.