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The type of dick that is built nice and you wouldn’t mind fucking for the rest of your life. It’s not hardcore sex but it’s not soft either and you’ll be back for seconds. Ever seen a girl unsatisfied after a step to porn? Me either
Man she told me I got that stepbro dick
Dude, she’s definitely hitting you up again
Is your ride or die boyfriend. There to support you mentally, physically, spiritually and financially. Equivalent to Down Chick
Friend: hey girl, wanna catch that new movie with strawberry smoothies later?
Yourself: oh my gosh, that sounds so great! Can I get a rain check, I'm actually hanging out with my down dick today
Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.
Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!
Used to describe a woman with a body count of 10+.
"Dont play with her, shes a dick doubler."
Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.
“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”
When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it
"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"
When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.