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When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.
"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."
A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.
Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."
Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"
Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."
Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."
Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"
a boy who will play you over and over and not care about how much he is hurting you. he will probably talk to many other girls when he is telling you he is “loyal” and you are the “only one”. He may be hot but he will try and get with your friends when he is talking to you. he will probably send dick picks to all of your friends even if they don’t ask or just send a black screen. he will try to make you feel like you were the reason he wasn’t willing to keep dating after a few days. he will lie to you and try to cover it up by lying and getting his friends to either lie or he will lie to them. he can not be trusted and he will hurt you and every girl he will get with be he used girls for fun.
girl one: tiny dick nick hurt me over and over
girl two: i knew he was bad don’t let girl three talk to him she will take him even if he hurt you and even if you are still not over him
girl three: girl one said she was over him so i’m going to date him and hurt her anyway
January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
A hairy male with a long dick.
Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!
When a nigga has an ashy dick cause he doesn't moisturize
Shaquesha, my nigga Tyrone is good and all, but he got that chalky dick
When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.