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November 5th kick a Vick!
They're tacky lying ticks that copy and steal everything. Extremely 2 faced. protect yourself now with that kick! Use this day to make sure they stay rid!!!
Kick a Vick November 5th!!
Guy: hey you know what day it is!!!
Girl: kick a Vick day! You participating?
Guy: sure as hell am getting everyone to join n kick that try hard disgusting wanna b
National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.
During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.
“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”
This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.
National jort day is on may 26
person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day
National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”
If it's your pumpkin day, that means it is your birthday.
Happy pumpkin day!
On April 2 u have to kiss ur gf weather you like it or not
Bf kisses you
Gf what was that for
Bf it’s kiss ur gf day