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The front opening in men's underwear. Also known as a fly.
Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.
Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.
Something always ready and waiting to blow.
Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.
All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.
Ed has a flappy dick
Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick
Something transgender males don't have
"That transgender male doesn't have a dick!"
Yeah, no, I'm GONNA be one.... You know I'm gonna be one! Look at the shit around me!
Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."