January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
A hairy male with a long dick.
Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!
When a nigga has an ashy dick cause he doesn't moisturize
Shaquesha, my nigga Tyrone is good and all, but he got that chalky dick
A type of dick everybody in Anime Home likes
Repost if you like uni's dick
Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.
Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment
A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.
A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.
When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole
Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!